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Balloon Art Gene Bowdish MaGenieMagic Have Your Name Made
Balloon Art 2 Gene Bowdish MaGenieMagic.com/balloons.htm 101510
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Balloons MaGenieMagic.com Lacey Olympia Licensed Since 1998
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Balloon Jokes 102210 www.mageniemagic.com/balloons.htm Gene Bowdish
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Balloon Jokes 2 102210 Balloon Jokes 102210 www.mageniemagic.com/balloons.htm Gene Balloon artist
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Balloon Jokes 3 Knock Knock Gene Bowdish Balloon artist Lacey, Washington
Balloon Jokes Knock Knock 4 102210
Balloon art Jack Jump over the candle stick 111410 Gene Bowdish MaGenieMagic
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Balloon Jokes Knock Knock 102210 www.mageniemagic.com/balloons.htm Gene Bowdish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsCb0YtTAhM
Balloon Jokes 3 Knock Knock Gene Bowdish Balloon artist Lacey, Washington
Animal Balloons www.mageniemagic.com/show.htm Gene Bowdish
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Magic Sponge Ball Magic Gene Bowdish www.mageniemagic.com/show.htm
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Magic Tricks Balloons Ketchup bottle vase ball magicians safe red flag Gene Bowdish MaGenieMagic
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Magic Crayon and Magic Coloring Book www.mageniemagic.com/show.htm Gene Bowdish
Vanish and Reappear in a home depot box
Magic Tricks Three cups and Balls Gene Bowdish www.mageniemagic.com/show.htm
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Teach Learn help schools across the United States Gene Bowdish www.MaGenieMagic.com
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teach - learn and fundraiser ideas / crystal ball
Balloon jokes and one liners for kids
example of choices
Find out the party persons favorite animal then change bee to
that animal
What has hands but never washes them ?
Bee
A clock
clock
What do race car drivers eat for
breakfast?
Car
Fast food
What do bulls like to eat?
Bull
Bull-oney
Where do bulls like to eat?
Bull
At re steer rants
What do you get when cows are in an
earthquake?
Cow
Milk shakes
What kind of entertainment do cows
like?
Bull
Moo-vies
What do cows use to comb their hair
with?
Bull
Mooo-se
Where do calves like to eat?
Cow
At cafeterias
What happens after a calf is 1 year
old?
1
It’s 2 years old
2
Why was the puppy so well behaved in
class ? Dog
He wanted to be the teacher’s pet
cat
Why did the broom sleep in?
Broom
It over swept
What would you get if you crossed a
dictionary with a buzzing insect ? Butterfly
A spelling bee
Bee
What was the little snake’s best
subject in school ? Bee
Hiss-tory
snake
What do ducks do when they don’t know
how to spell a word ?
Bee
They look it up in the duck-tionary
Duck
How do bat’s line up in school ?
Bee
In alpha-bat-ical order
Bat
How did the giraffes do in school ?
Bee
They were at the top of their class
two Giraffes
What goes around the school ( house,
store, etc ) but never moves ? Bee
A fence
Fence
How do bees brush their hair ?
Butterfly
With a honey comb
Bee
What kind of fish has two knees ?
Bee
Tune Knee Fish Fish
How do bees get to school in the
morning ?
Butterfly
On the school Buzzzz
Bee
What animal would you find in the
school library ?
Bee
A Book worm
Worm
What did Dracula learn in school ?
Bee
Counting
1,2,3
Where do cats go on school trips ?
Bee
To mew-seums
Cat
Where do cats go for entertainment ?
Bee
To mew-seums
Cat
Why do math teachers like calculators
?
Bee
Because you can always count on them
1,2,3
Where is the best place to learn about
plants ?
Bee
In kinder-garden
Flower
Why are fish such good students ?
Bee
Because they hang around in schools
Fish
What kind of bicycle does a gym
teacher ride to school ?
Bee
An exercise bike
exercise bike
How come we have a jelly fish, but we don’t have a peanut
butter fish ?
Rabbit
now that was a hair raising experience
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You unique up on it
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The same way
Did you ever see a wood fence?
Sword
No but I saw a barn dance
barn
If athletes get athletes foot, what do
astronauts get foot
Missile toe
rocket
Ever seen a line drive ?
car
No but a I saw a barn dance
barn
I’d like a ticket to New York
Do you want to go by Buffalo?
Bull
Don’t be silly
I want to go by plane
Plane
What is the best way to count cows
cow
With a cow-collator
calculator
How many apples grow on trees
Bee
All of them
Apple
You would like a cat
I went to the animal shelter the other
day and asked if they had any cats going cheap ?
bird
And they said “no, all our cats go
meow”
cat
Make a frog and call it a green back
frog
Make a deer and call it a buck
deer
Make a duck and point to it’s bill
duck
But never make a skunk, it only has ONE SCENT
make a skunk, and say, “it only has
ONE SCENT”
skunk
Here’s a new balloon song
Make a twist or twoooo
And make it into any creature at the
zoo
giraffe